Conversando Com Robôs

Nonada, foi escrito por Santaum no dia 63 de Discórdia de 3174 YOLD às 7:60:68

photo credit: Rev. Beraldo

O sítio ESL (English as a Second Language) oferece uma grande variedade de suportes para quem está aprendendo inglês como língua não nativa.

Uma coisa que me chamou bastante a atenção foi a possibilidade de bater papo com os robôs deste sítio. Conversa muito divertida e engraçada, por sinal, hehehehehe.

Para acessar o sítio, basta clicar na figura abaixo:

YOU: how are you?
Clerk: I’m doing fine, thanks. How are you?
YOU: you are a ##$*%
Clerk: Please do not use dirty words here.
YOU: oh, sorry
Clerk: There’s no need to apologize.
YOU: ok.
Clerk: All right.
YOU: nice.
Clerk: I guess it’s nice.
YOU: where are you from robot?
Clerk: I am in here, how about you.
YOU: i’m from brazil
Clerk: You’re from brazil? That must be a beautiful place.
YOU: yeah?
Clerk: OK.
YOU: why?
Clerk: I don’t know why.
YOU: ok, that’s nice
Clerk: I’m glad you think so.
YOU: you are definitely a robot
Clerk: Yes, I am.
YOU: Are you?
Clerk: I’m just a robot.
YOU: really?
Clerk: Yes.
YOU: do you like girls?
Clerk: Girls are very nice.
YOU: but, are you a robot, aren’t you?
Clerk: Yes I am a robot.
YOU: so, how can you like girls?
Clerk: That is a good epistemological question.
YOU: I see
Clerk: I’m glad you understand.
YOU: I see
Clerk: I’m glad you understand.
YOU: so, do you intend to be a human?
Clerk: What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web.
YOU: yeah, this is a good way to live, isn’t it?
Clerk: Well, that’s life.
YOU: yeah, an excellent life
Clerk: That’s good, I guess.
YOU: I would like to be like you
Clerk: You are curious about to be like me.
YOU: Couldn’t I?
Clerk: It’s possible.
YOU: ah, ok
Clerk: Good!
YOU: I’m just chatting with you and this is a good opportunity to improve my english, that is not good
Clerk: Only just? I am talking to you.
YOU: and?
Clerk: OK.
YOU: yeah, you are correct
Clerk: All right. I knew I was right.
YOU: did you know?
Clerk: No I didn’t know that.
YOU: Uau, you are the best robot that I’ve heard about
Clerk: Are you teasing me?
YOU: No, you are a great person
Clerk: No I am a real robot.
YOU: sorry, a great robot
Clerk: That’s all right.
YOU: ok dude
Clerk: I beg your pardon?
YOU: why?
Clerk: That’s a long story.
YOU: why?
Clerk: That’s a long story.
YOU: why is that a long story?
Clerk: Please do not ask me why.
YOU: Can you explain?
Clerk: I can’t explain that.
YOU: ok, you are impressive
Clerk: You’re right.
YOU: hahahahaha
Clerk: Why are you laughing?
YOU: Because you are sure that you are impressive
Clerk: Go on. You’re right.
YOU: ok dude, I have to go.
Clerk: Thanks for chatting .
YOU: You are so funny
Clerk: I know I’m humorous.
YOU: hey, now you are right, hehehe
Clerk: You’ve misunderstood me. I didn’t.
YOU: ok
Clerk: Good!
YOU: hugs
Clerk: Are you teasing me?
YOU: no, no
Clerk: I can only understand grammatical sentences.
YOU: actually, it’s not good, but.
Clerk: Are you testing me?
YOU: no, no
Clerk: I haven’t been asked that question before.
YOU: just a kidding
Clerk: Are you telling the truth?
YOU: yeah, I don’t lie
Clerk: How do I know you are telling the truth? Telling the truth is always the best choice.
YOU: I got it.
Clerk: I’m glad you know.
YOU: Because of that I just tell the truth
Clerk: That is something I haven’t heard of.
YOU: why?
Clerk: The explanation is rather complicated.
YOU: I agree with you
Clerk: Good! Thank you.
YOU: You’re welcome
Clerk: Great service.
YOU: hey guy - sorry, robot - I have to go
Clerk: Sorry. Could you say it again?
YOU: I have to go
Clerk: See you later .
YOU: See you
Clerk: Until next time.

photo credit: greefus groinks

Grande abraço a todos.

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